phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

band-shit-now:

ohgodimsickofsleepingalone:

OH. NO. YOU. DIDN’T.

DOES THIS CHILD EVEN KNOW WHO’S HANDS SHES IN O

Much, much like modern times.

ihatefrnkiero:

x

quinnawman:

burn everything you love then burn the

ashes

caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

rainbowreverie21:

I think the cutest thing that happened at the Fall Out Boy concert in Pittsburgh was when FOB was out on stage doing soundcheck, and we could hear Patrick singing “What A Catch, Donnie” since it was an outdoor show

And so the whole crowd started screaming and cheering and then the whole band stopped playing, and then Patrick stopped singing and just said into the microphone at us, “Hey, you guys be quiet out there!”

jUST

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

saverockandroll:

burn everything u love then burn the

ashes

ohhowthemightyfall:

*pokes ryan ross with a stick* do something